A short telephone conversation

[carbonel]

The phone rings. Caller ID name field says "Louisiana." That's never a good sign.

Me: Hello?

Young woman at the other end of the line: Hello. I'm calling from computer security services about your computer.

Me: Does your grandmother know that you make your living by cheating people out of their money?

YWatOEotC: Go to hell, you idiot! *click*

Usually I just get protests that they're a legitimate service, or a hangup with no other comment.

Comments

[dd-b.livejournal.com]

Nicely done!

[aedifica]

I like that response of yours!

[carbonel]

I got it from someone else (don't remember who), who used "mother," but I thought "grandmother" worked better.